by Bloxifier May 20, 2022
Get the funny mustache manmug. by Goat October 8, 2003
Get the sack lunch mustachemug. a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018
Get the waffle house mustachemug. The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
Get the Bulgarian Milk Mustachemug. (noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
by admirallenny November 6, 2014
Get the Tootsie Roll Mustachemug. by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018
Get the chocolate milk mustachemug. The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
Get the Post Mustache Depressionmug.