Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

Absolutely the most cringe worthy person alive.

"dude did you see Luke trying to dance at the party?"
"yeah man.... poor guy"

by the grey sisters July 2, 2020

Luke

To be super duper popular and frothed upon by girls from Kilvington Grammar

OMG you're such a demon on snapchat, chatting up all my mates, you're such a Luke!!!

by K33ly August 27, 2017

Luke

The guy who wants to stab you at school

eyo lukes got a knife RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019

Luke

Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.

ME : “ why are you crying Lisa?”

Lisa: “Luke broke up with me last night, and now he’s dating Lola”

by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019

Luke

lukes are very agressve and you are very unlucky to meet one and are usally in jail for sexuall harasment they love to be naked he is speical and usally are very sexy and no how to wreck someones day and scare them life

LUKE: " i will hump your heads off"
EVERYONE: Ahhhhhhhh run

by Fax potatos April 8, 2019

Luke

Luke is usually a big dude and the most popular but he is also an asshole. Luke goes for every girl he thinks is hot. Luke will make fun of smaller people than him and acts all tough and cool around girls. Luke is also a bitch

Luke- Hey look at that girl over there she's hot I'mma go ask her out

by Done este la leche¿ December 17, 2018