Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

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Lego

The coolest fucking shit ever

Sharon: I wanna suck his dick
Greg: Why

Sharon: Cos he has lots of Lego

by shitsniffer78 February 9, 2023

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LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023

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The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.

Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

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