Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
by Quantum Reflex December 9, 2008
Get the KUNG POO mug.An extremely disciplined, powerful martial art where strength is built in low stances and powerful blocks. Some Kung Fu blocks are so powerful that it can break the arm of someone who is punching you. Kunf Fu has many systems like Hung-Gar, WuShu, Wing Chun, and others. Kung Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It was the basis for many later forms of martial arts.
All the best martial arts masters practice Kung-Fu. It is even taught to some country's military special forces.
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verb: word used as a substitute for getting fucked over or "gayed". Origin early 2000's from a crackhead group of rich brothers that fucked everyone over to get drugs.
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Get the Kunsheked mug.Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary turd. If the turd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the anus then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a FUCKING HUGE TURD! Kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid turd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the anus to the toilet water. There must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the anus and toilet water. If the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective "liquid" or "aqueous" or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.
Just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the shit comes out of your ass and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.
That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!
That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!
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