kong smacked

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

Who am I Donkey Kong ?

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.

by brascogames May 25, 2011

Freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day

An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)

The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).

"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"

by Mr.7DaysFree December 1, 2021

King Kong Quisha

Fucking amazing. 'Nuff said.

King Kong Quisha aka Deneisha, is awesome. Don't be hatin'.

by Eorlas July 20, 2009

Ricky Kong

An asian guy who can't evn figure out the fucking battery on "his" Acura Integra is dead!
Who needs help building model cars and just straight up lonely. Also a heavy smoker

Ricky Kong is a fag.

by Chen May 14, 2003

Hong Kong Fist Fuck

An amazing oriental-looking font that people sometimes download just for its awesome name.

*browsing dafont.com*
*sees Hong Kong Fist Fuck on the list*
*downloads it just to see the look on my boss's face*

by YourNinjaMaster July 12, 2010

Kongsberg

The most awesome city da World!

Wish I lived in Kongsberg... That would be so awesome!

by Lealy February 5, 2010