Cock knocker

A man-hating lesbian. Any person who has an intense dislike of the male genitalia.

I didn't get the job...there was no way that cock knocker dyke is going to hire me since I'm a man.

by Tony Pavich December 28, 2005

kacker

A senior citizen, especially one that is verging upon infirmity and /or isn't completely aware of his/her/its surroundings or what constitutes appropriate contemporary behaviour.
Cf:Ger: "alte Kacker", lit. "old shitter"

"Yo! I hate it when those kackers can't read the "15 Items or less" sign at the express checkout."

"Change lanes right now. That kacker shouldn't be behind the wheel!"

by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004

Shit Knocker

Somone who screws others up the anus. Usually used to describe gay people.

That queer guy over there looks like a Shit Knocker.

by humongousFUNGUS January 20, 2006

Klacker

a 20 - 30 something woman who always wears high heal shoes (usually Stilettos). Name for the sound they would make walking / running across a hardwood floor.

The Klackers in the office are getting together for happy hour tonight.

by BiCoastalBig D November 2, 2008

Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

Gassing my knickers

When you are extremely excited about an event that you are flatulent into your underwear.

I really want to see Transformers 2, I'm gassing my knickers to see it!

by MorganShitFace June 27, 2009

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010