Kevin

Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming

Nobody wants to have Kevin on their team, he is the slowest and always sinks his own cup

by Fastest September 25, 2019

Kevin

A really swole midget that gets put in the friend zone

You never want to be a kevin

by Thomas the string tank engine5 July 23, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either

Kevin is small penis

by CrapSissy November 13, 2019

Kevin

The male version of Karen.

Don't be such a Kevin bruh.

by G0dd355_252 July 2, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is when people named Kevin are called Kevin

Hello, what is your name?
Kevin: my name is Kevin

by TheNameOfMineIsCalledKevin February 11, 2021

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021