Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!

You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no

by durpshat8> December 10, 2018

Ken

He's usually the male Karen. Same definition but male words.

I saw a Karen and Ken shouting at the manager and an employee.

by hello i am under the water February 1, 2022

mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves

“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g

by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020

Kens

A loyal, respectful person that shouldn’t be slept on but they tend to annoy at times that matter the most

Yo, why you acting like a Kens right now? you pissing me off

by TheRealPoloG March 23, 2021

Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Ken

Which one? Ken Kaneki or Ken Carson? Ken Carson you say?

WRONG. It's Ken Kaneki.

by arrarargh September 12, 2023

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019