Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
by Partydude17 January 10, 2025
Get the Keithmug. An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box
by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019
Get the Keithmug. A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.
by ivanityg November 18, 2023
Get the Keith Dentmug. by OneArmLegend December 4, 2022
Get the Keithmug. Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
Get the Keith Smithmug. At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug.