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Keith

Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.

If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.

Keiths tend to be sex Gods
Between Keith Partridge & Keith Everett, I think Keiths are cool as hell.
by Partydude17 January 10, 2025
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Keith

An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box
Person 1: Should we go get chief
Person 2: no let’s go get Keith
by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019
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Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.
"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"
by ivanityg November 18, 2023
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Keith

The whitest name a white man can have to their name
Guy 1: Is that Keith?
Guy 2: Damn
by OneArmLegend December 4, 2022
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Keith

Noun. k-EE-th

Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
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Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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