karma redistribution theory

The principle whereby if you feel you have been 'wronged' by karma, you are entitled to take steps to right that wrong.
I've lost a bloody fiver! Karma Redistribution Theory says I should walk into the bookies and slap a fiver on Red on roulette and it will win.
by mids99 July 14, 2009
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Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
by ICF889 October 21, 2011
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Karma made me do it!

A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.

Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"

Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"

Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".
by The Sage Of Suave February 22, 2014
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Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;
I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...
by DeWinter June 11, 2007
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my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)
1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?
by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003
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toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.
person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma
by thatonethere April 11, 2021
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rock karma

An infamous bit of wisdom passed down from ogs(80s).. Those that participate in the distribution of crystal methamphetamine or crack-cocaine knowingly attach a negative energy imparted on there spirit which finds it way to the person later in life disguised as a blessing. A dark omen not to be taking litely. Although with preserverence spiritual healing and good deeds can be disolved.
oh:Damn homie I just had a sheet of acid drop in a sewer drain, wind blew it out of my hand from nowhere!

Squad: Must be that Rock karma fam!
by Acididtabinhoodlems May 25, 2019
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