Obi Juan Kenobi

He uses the Mexican Force, it's the force but with more tacos and Tequila

We're saved, it's Obi Juan Kenobi here to give us tacos

by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017

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Dawn Juan

A drunken female that wants nothing more than to hook it up and have a cocktail.

Shit.....is that girl drunk again? Yes she is....and she is going home with another "friend" .......she is a Dawn Juan fo SHO!

by Dawnsmom.com September 06, 2008

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Miguel Juan

How Hispanics call Mike Jones.

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....

by Javy Casanova March 31, 2006

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Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.

Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.

by T.Reck September 22, 2014

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Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.

"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."

by The.Dman March 03, 2011

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