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Jonas Brothers

A trio of brothers who had once struggled in advancing in the music business, but finally for the past few years have been acknowledged for their work and been gaining their much deserved recognition. The Jonas Brothers are... Nick, 15, the youngest who recently found out he has Type 1 Diabetes; the lead singer, Joe, 18; and the oldest lead guitarist, Kevin at 20. They have great pop/rock melodies while incorporating most of their own lyrics into song, and are an inspiration to every generation, especially with their undying focus to be a positive medium for the youth of today.

Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.

I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--

And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.
...And get this: I know real music, I sing real music, I'm a real woman who doesn't appreciate listening 24/7 to all that "crank dat hoe", degrading women music and- I'm almost 22! The Jonas Brothers are here to stay!
by *~Jeanie~* January 17, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that came from New Jersey
They weren't discovered by many people until after they signed with Disney.
They were better before they signed a huge money contract with Disney.
Nick Jonas is probably the only one with actual talent.
Joe just looks goofy.
Jonas hoe : I love the JONAS BROTHERS
Me: Shut up bitch you like them because they sold their soul to Disney.I knew them before disney .
by Izhani13 April 29, 2009
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jonas sisters

The best group of girls in the world on the world wide web. Contains smaller groups such as JPs, JBOP, etc.
I was talking to my jonas sisters about how awesome Bella is.
by cuatashleyjonas February 16, 2008
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jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :
by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008
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jonas sidecar

The jonas sidecar is a sexual act, which technically maintains everyone's virginity promises. With a ring on his left ring finger, a guy promise-ring-fingers a girl and masturbates with their right hand. The guy ejaculates onto the bed next to the girl (sidecarring her). The act is completed by offering the girl gas money in the following manner: "I've only got a 5 and a 20. Do you have change for a 5?"
did you hear he jonas sidecarred that girl from the bar last night?
by gaper27 January 25, 2010
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Jonas brothers

n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.
Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!
by Cornikinz May 10, 2009
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Jonas Hater

A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.
Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.

Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.

"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"
by xJBx April 10, 2009
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