Jon Bois

Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.

"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"

by chartparty December 11, 2020

Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

jon roton

mcnoalds ceo

wow that guy is jon roton,.,./

by not jon roton March 24, 2021

Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.

Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"

by IamLuca July 7, 2021

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.

Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon

by Dozey85 November 26, 2021

Jon David Foster 🥽

Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.

“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”

- Love Jizz & Dadeline <3

Jon David Foster 🥽 has straight pubes omg

by Jizz_Dadeline December 27, 2021