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Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 4, 2018
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jesus

FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang
by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020
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jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes
by jesus646 October 8, 2018
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Jesus

A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018
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Jesus

One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019
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the only one i can trust on this ship
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Jesus

Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven
by RainTube September 21, 2018
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