jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

by Rob Ho May 6, 2006

jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

by Alex highley September 15, 2003

Stat Jacking

The act of stealing someones status message from a social network and copying it as your own status.

Her status message on facebook is the same as mine I wish she would stop stat jacking me!

by kekest August 30, 2010

Cracker Jacking

The act of enjoying the snack food Cracker Jacks.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Guy eating Cracker Jacks: Not much, just Cracker Jacking.

by Sun-Wukong May 14, 2011

Jackwang

Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow

Your a jackwang

by Rhysand January 28, 2018

Flap Jacking

Jacking off onto pancakes and then eating it

"What did you have for breakfast, Jimmy?"

"I did a little flap jacking"

"deeeeeelicious"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

hill jacking

acting as a "hill jack" or "hillbillie" or "mountain person"

"hill jacking" is a verb.

"You have been hill jacking around all day!" or "I do not accept hill jacking in this household!"

by Phillip James June 29, 2008