jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject spoatie forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

i-jacking

The stealing of an I-Pod.

Someone is i-jacking I-pod's.

by Inelight August 4, 2007

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.

2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.

2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.

2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

I was jackin' my load into Amy's goo receptacle when she sneezed coochie sauce all over everything! When I got home all tatored, my boner sniffer freaked out at the smell of strange pink taco on my package.

by Misty Dawn October 16, 2008

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.

Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".

by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007