Three Shakes

English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.

Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.

Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :

John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!

Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...

2nd Example :

John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!

Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
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wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.
I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.
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man shake

The term used when someone give a strong handshake. Also known as thundergrip.
by alexmojo2 May 10, 2007
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milk shake

to shake ones boosom(s)
(boosoms- boobies, tits, jugs, pearl necklace, titties, hooters, man machine, milk suppliers etc)
"she really knows how to milkshake!!"
"she sure does!"
"i know"
"yep"
"shut up"
by sex-crazed maniac (me) April 23, 2004
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Booty Shaking

its when someone shakes the bate in front of you & doesnt give you the treat...
yeah my girl friend works in the club booty shaking guys for money she makes them think they have a chance...
by Andrew 702 June 28, 2010
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cum shake

when you make a milk shake for a kid you dont like and jiz in it while making it. so the kid will be unaware he is drinking your kids
i made that fag a cum shake and he said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

Frank said he loved the milkshake you made for him. That was not a milkshake that loser had a cum shake
by Franklin nut face February 18, 2009
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