Ionas

Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.

Eric Bugenhagen felt very threatened by Ionas presence.

by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021

iona

all ionas look like that virgin short guy from weezer
wait there are 2 virgin short guys??

“that chick iona kinda looks like buddy holly”
someone says behind their back.

by reesesfunsizedgod September 20, 2021

ionburger

a youtuber with lots of subscriber

hey what youtubers you watch? i watch ionburger you should too

by definitely not ionburger October 14, 2021

ionuț

loves to play basketball, strong person, a super friendly person and always will know how to make you laugh with silly jokes. you can trust on him no matter what and he keeps his promises. whenever you're down he will know how to make you feel better. he is cheerful, charming, and unstopabble person. you are lucky if you have an ionuț in your life.

Ionuț is a really great guy! Did you hear he won the basketball competition?

by sillygirl08 November 21, 2021

Ionuț

Ionuț is a handsome guy, a lot of girls would give everything to get his number. He's not really smart, he likes sport but he's not good at it, when he plays football he hits his right foot with his left foot (dă cu stângul în dreptul). When he's drunk he likes to kiss people, especially his bros. His close friends call him Ion, which he doesn't mind, but he really hates being called Ioan.

Girl1: Who's that boy over there?
Girl2: He's Ionuț, he's really hot.

by Paucio November 22, 2021

Ionuț

A kid that likes to cut wood and hates going to the kindergarden

"Vrei la grădiniță?" (Wanna go to the kindergarden?)
Ionuț: "Satana măi meri, nu io" (Satan goes there, not me)

by Cheese killer November 22, 2021

Ionatana

Ionatana is a very funny, kind, and loving person. He enjoys playing sports and playing with friends who he treats very well. Ionatana always wants others to be happy but he also makes some mean jokes. Just know that they are jokes and if he’s mean to you it just means he loves you lots. Ionatana is also a charmer, with every action he attracts more people and that’s why he has so many friends and people who love him. Ionatana is always trying to help out others when they need it so if you ever meet a ionatana just know that you are very lucky

Girl 1: Who’s your crush at school?
Girl 2:ionatana

by Harry’s potter’s daughters November 23, 2021