petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 03, 2003

Pet Peeve

Things that people do that make you want to punch their eyes out.

My pet peeves are:

-Loud Eaters.
-Ugly women that think they are irresistible by men.
-Immigrants who live in America that cant speak English.
-People who put $30,000 in modifications to their shitty Honda Civic.

Illegal alien: Hola, yo trivial hablar Inglés a pesar de que vivo en Estados Unidos!
American(extremely pet peeved): THIS IS AMERICA WE SPEAK ENGLISH! GO BACK TO MEXICO UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE!!!!

by thordaddy May 19, 2010

pet peeve

An opportunity for complaint that is seldom missed

"Grammatical mistakes are his pet peeve"
"A pet peeve of mine is people who ..."

by Bernardo Srulzon February 09, 2005

pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

by freak38967 March 30, 2005

pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.

person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."

by gabble gospel March 10, 2020