humbungis

1) an overweight man with a really large nose, mostly seen on mobility scooters in grocery stores

I saw the biggest humbungis at target today; he could’ve played for the bengals

by Why would I regret this? December 30, 2024

husbandesia

A husband's version of amnesia where a simple task is innocently unable to be completed well or at all, due to lack of focus, memory or simply a checklist.

She says that Sam often has husbandesia when he's juggling various tasks, especially when he doesn't use a checklist.

by shrango January 29, 2025

Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

I wish my husband was like Katy’s.

Yea Caleb’s are the whole package!!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026

Husband

The one who waits for you every single time he takes you out, he waits patiently in the car. Although you have had him waiting 20 minutes or better…always makes me feel beautiful with my late debut! Let’s you get waisty pants drunk while he sips only two because he knows, you are a bit of a wild flower never knowing your limits. It’s really not much fun for him at all I imagine. But yet he’s so patient with you.

Caleb, should tell Katy “bye Felisha. “

Why you so good to me forest? (Husband)

Because, you’re my girl!

by Peas&cheese March 22, 2026