hook it up

Eng. Verb - To take one thing and physically connect it to another thing.

My television & VCR arrived from the electronic store, so I decided to "hook it up"!

by StiffNick November 1, 2003

OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

by pantera September 20, 2004

right hook

when a pubescent boy/Adult male masturbates to the degree in which their penis has a distinct curve to the right direction.

"Hahaha have you ever seen Steve's nudes?!"
"No, why?"
"He has the largest right hook, he must beat his meat near five times per day!"

by SwitchHitter18 May 2, 2015

hook it up phat

man, its what yo deala do when he get a big shipment of dadis in and u throw some money his way

Dealer: Dude i got some dank ass chron in from the city man
You: HOOK IT UP PHAT

by dadisaurus June 28, 2006

Hook

A physical definition of a douche bag. Usually found driving an undeserved vehicle of a bright color (ie...Red). A Hook will be found wearing dumb clothing more than likely acquired in a late 90's thrift store. Hook's will comb the middle school parking lot in a predator type style using a typical late 90's haircut and flashy mexican style wheels. Be on the lookout for Hooks near you.

"Dude I wanted to fight him because he f***** my 15 year old sister, and he's 23!! But he ran off as soon as he saw me. Damn he totally Hook'ed me!"

"Nice sun visor d-bag, I guess your going for that Hook look"

by PCommunity September 29, 2009

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

bloody hook

The act of punching your lover in the face when they're about to have an orgasm. Supposedly enhances the orgasm...also enhances bloody noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. Similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don't apply to a specific gender.

"Yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and I just bloody hooked her. She never saw it coming!"

by S. Rock November 10, 2006