Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

Hoboken Growler

A wicked shit that smells like bologna

Q: Has anybody seen Nick?
A: Not in a while. He's in the bathroom laying a real Hoboken Growler

by Brad0419 April 2, 2024

Hoboken Growler

A wicked shit that smells like bologna

Q: Where's Nick?
A: He's laying a Hoboken Growler in the shitter

by Brad0419 April 2, 2024

Hobosexual

When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay

Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head

by Squawboss May 24, 2024

Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.

They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.

by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024

Hoboken slide

The Hoboken slide is a sex move that involves inserting one or both fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously sliding them up and down her walls, causing friction and stimulation. It can be done with either hand, but many men prefer using their dominant hand to give it a firmer grip on the woman's vulva. The name comes from the feeling of slipping on ice, which is what it feels like when you do this move. To perform the Hoboken slide, first insert your finger(s) into the woman's vagina and hold onto them with your thumb and forefinger. Then, slowly slide your fingers up and down the walls of her vagina, creating a sensation similar to rubbing ice cubes against your skin. You can also vary the speed and pressure of the movement to create different levels of stimulation. This move is particularly effective during foreplay or when a woman needs extra stimulation to reach orgasm.

This girl I know wants the Hoboken slide.

by MOOSE0508 July 2, 2024