Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

Hide and Go Pee

Hide and Go Pee is a game similar to Hide and Go Seek. In Hide and Go Pee the person who is it tries to find a place to hide and to urinate in that location. The rest of players try to prevent the first player from urinating in their hiding spot. The game requires two or more players and location with spot to hide and urinate in. Normally an indoor game, but maybe played outdoors.

Comes from American Dad! season 5 episode 12, May the Best Stan Win.

Snot: Let's just play a normal game.
Barry: HIDE AND GO PEE!
Group: Barry, no!

by LSam October 27, 2023

Hiding

A physical beating.

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!

by carrot34344pp February 4, 2024

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

hide its head

hide its head

let's just hide its head.

by Dina Acton December 13, 2024

caller hidee

the ID of a caller that cannot be caught by a device for displaying caller IDs.

A caller hidee is a concealed caller ID. It cannot be caught by a caller ID device.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011