john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 February 02, 2018

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty April 09, 2018

hayden vos

Hayden vos is a 14 year old dumbass bitch who sucks older guys cocks under the bleachers while everyone fucking watches,

yo did you see Hayden vos '.oh yeah he blew me last night never came faster in my life

by sydney love March 24, 2018

Hayden Rouse

Hayden Rouse Is a fucking legend. He’s a great friend, really nice, awesome at Sport, and is so funny. He also lets loose some really wet farts so be careful! He is amazing at fishing.

Definition

Boy- “Awww who farted”
Boy 2-“Man, ur so stupid. It was Hayden Rouse num nut”
Boy- “Oh yeah I taught he left the room. Silly me”

by waterlover123098 June 30, 2023

kaleigh and hayden

Kaleigh and Hayden is a good combination when needed and can also be very open to each other. But if in a room together they will tear the place apart and destroy the bed

Kaleigh and Hayden together is something else but amazing

by Big win for the boys July 05, 2018

hayden tremblay

A boss at every fucking thing in the entire fucking universe except gay stuff like gymnastics and dance And is extremely sexy

That dude can do anything he's a Hayden tremblay

by Darightman February 09, 2015