Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

hampstercookie

1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.

My friend is a hampstercookie, and she has no idea what it means when we call her that.

by Alcyone September 8, 2006

hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

haipho

what old men say when "pho" is placed in front of them.

a vietnamese name.

*old man is sitting waiting for pho at viet resteraunt.
pho is placed is front of him*
HAIPHO !!!!!

by s.thach October 6, 2008

Hampstered

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

john hampson

what a guy

such a john hampson *slowly clapping*

by sweatyspaniard May 28, 2016

New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.

Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11

by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018