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love grenade

to love grenade a female is to fist her then open up the fist...
man, i totally love grenaded her last night, she loved it...
love grenade by pseudo-exception February 28, 2010

hawaiian hand grenade 

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

Russian Hand Grenade

The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"
Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."
Russian Hand Grenade by Sharpy123 September 12, 2009

holy hand grenade 

Codenamed: "rabbit killa'" A device of mass destruction engineered and developed by monty python.
Thou shelt lob thy Holy Hand Grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.

frag grenade 

A marker most commonly used to indicate where you should not be standing
rather dashing Englishman: Oh My! there appears to be a frag grenade at my feet!

Quite a proper sort of chap: Well it is rather a good job someone put that there or you wouldn't have known where you should not be standing is it not

the grenade launcher 

when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team
brett is the designated grenade laucncher