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giggle incapacitation

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
by caskaziom January 11, 2011
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Greenville Goggles

going to Greenville College so long that the weird ugly Christian girls start to look hot.
Ben: dude Laurens looking kinda hot..
Markus: take your Greenville Goggles off and look at her snaggletooth brah.
by lostingville April 21, 2010
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google translate

1). A translator system. Used to communicate of understand other languages.

2).
Automatically doing useless foreign language homework for many kids across the world. All you have to do is type a paragraph of your own language.
Booby: Dude, I used google translate for my french homework and got an A+!!

Kipsy: Nice man, I'm gonna do it.
by seventeenpandasonthestairs January 24, 2011
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Emory Goggles

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.
Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.
by Dirtysouth April 23, 2006
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googling google

This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD
Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.
by Twartacus June 12, 2006
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beer goggles

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."
by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003
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Google Queue

The list of topics awaiting a search on Google, compiled while away from a computer or internet-enabled phone.
"What movie had the quote, '...asshole on my elbow'?"

"I don't know. Put it in the Google Queue and we'll look it up when we get home."
by Sean and Dana May 10, 2008
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