Belgian Goggles

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night
She didn't put up too much of a fight"

by Dr Suits June 22, 2008

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Onion Goggles

The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.

Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'

by Brian Khan October 28, 2010

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Beet Goggles

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

by Nasuss June 2, 2013

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Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.

Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”

by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018

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