glitter man

A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.

Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.

by Grandmustache December 21, 2017

Glitter Pimp

the term for a gay pimp.

Can be used as an insult.

"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."

"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."

by Mr. Mug February 06, 2025

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA May 25, 2012

guzzle glitter

The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.

It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.

by Jbeezum October 22, 2017

Yankee Doodle Glitter Goose

A term for someone who is full of themselves.

That boy is a yankee doodle glitter goose

by jwh2025 February 23, 2025

Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 13, 2021

to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.

- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”

by the pingüin December 08, 2019