Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.

Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.

by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

Zen Garden

Your grinder when it’s full enough to play with like a sandbox or a Zen Garden

Woah man, We’ve got a Zen Garden in here

by baylien November 24, 2018

garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022

Jimmy Garden

someone who loves jimmy stewart but they have a love for jimmy that they want to be apart of his little garden, you know it like a lil fam. to show love to the jimmy garden, there’s a flag (flag on ig: blank_face_boggie)

Ayo we need the jimmy garden

The jimmy garden can handle that

How dare you disrespect the jimmy garden

by jimmygardenforever August 16, 2021

Olive Garden

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.

Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

A beautiful garden

After one has tried and lost everything, chased for so long that they no longer bother to attempt anymore. Often caused by the worlds cruelty. Rather than continue to follow a pointless trail, they change and improve themselves, create aspects of themselves that no one has seen before. Their new goal is to bring others to them, instead of chasing.

Jake chased butterflies (girls) for so long he grew tired of it, now he has built a beautiful garden (body, mind, personality) to attract only the best butterflies (girls).

by ChemicalGuy March 8, 2023