Laptop Yoga Freak

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.

Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.

by Two Pints July 3, 2009

Rotc Freak

A person that is way to into the jrotc/rotc programs that schools offer. This kind of person usually spells many words using the pheontic alphabet and probably owns a drill rifle.

"You are such a rotc freak!"

by Joe Mama February 26, 2005

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

freak

"Freak!" is not really what you want to hear when you're trying to blend into a crowd. But for someone interested in being unique, it can be a compliment. Starting in the early 1800s, freak shows were a popular form of entertainment that literally involved putting weirdness on display. People who had extreme medical conditions - obesity, dwarfism, hairiness - could work in freak shows while people paid money to gawk at them. In the 1970s, the dance musich it "Le Freak" helped launch the disco craze, but also poked fun at the over-the-top devotion of nightclubbers. Being called a "music freak" or a "computer freak" has a certain charm because the idea is that while you may be abnormally passionate about one special thing, you're probably very good at it. Like "Jesus freak," however, it also might contain a subtle putdown about being so fervent about something.

"Oh my god, what a freak!"
"Hmm...let's see...I'm a freak...that's very interesting. But umm...I'm not the one prancing around in my high heels and miniskirt, now am I? As far as I'm concerned, the only freak here is you."

by xX_nameless_seductress_Xx May 18, 2007

freakaholic

someone who is very promiscuous.

as in lyrics from explosive "Nowadays a g like me cant even call it, a 23 year old pussy feenin freakaholic"

by Lauren Bordeaux September 4, 2006

S.W.F. (Star Wars Freak)

A freak who likes Star Wars. All of them are named Robert or most of them.

Robert Skene is a star wars freak.

by Xavier Fiset April 29, 2005

freak of the week

A person, male or female, that has publicly displayed such an amount of freakiness, that there is an entire week dedicated to them.

"Yo cuz! Did you see that girl grinding on stage and givin out lap dances on Sunday? She was freaked out!"

"Yeah I know man. She da freak of the week!"

by freakadaweekaliqua August 31, 2010