forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Fork Knife

Another name for the popular game Fortnite.

A Battle Royale game for extremely homosexual people

Guy 1: you play fork knife?
Guy 2: ya y?
Guy 3: wow! ur gay

by Cool-cookie265 June 2, 2018

fork

To spear on a fork, mainly to eat whatever is on the fork afterwards.

I forked the fish and ate it.

by Keijiro Hayashi July 16, 2006

Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!

Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.

by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009

I forgor

Corny shit people that get their personality on tiktok and are little trend hopper say

“I forgor😭✋😭😭✋✋😭✋😭😭😭✋😭😭✋😭😭✋😭✋😭😭✋😭😭✋😭😭✋😭✋😭✋😭😭✋✋😭✋✋😭✋✋😭😭✋”😐

by Puxplz August 13, 2021

fork

A tool used for the conveyence of pie from its resting surface to one's pie hole.

You could hardly see the guy's fork as he shoveled that pie!

by BlastMaster February 26, 2004

forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.

by C November 23, 2003