Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

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Gender fluid

If a person is identifying as gender fluid they are simply saying they identify as sperm or pussy juice.

Person A: Hello. I am gender fluid.
Person B: Oh, so you're sperm?

by Chickenwheel April 13, 2018

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fliszar diss

The act of calling a girl you may or may not have slept with, preferably after meeting her at 7-11 while buying beef jerky, and dissing her out. Phrases couls include anything from "you're cut off bitch" to "don't call me again you slut". Threatening to do bodily harm, such as hanging said girl from a tree or beat with a bag of nickels. The latter is more extreme and only recommended while intoxicated.

Disser: "Yeah its (your name here), just calling to tell you you're a slut, so is your mom, I know cuz I got head off of her. Yeah you need to get some Summers Eve too. Good luck at Kutztown, slut."
Dissee: "I never even met my mom, I live with my dad!"
Disser: "Ahhk...well tell him I said hi...slut"

by Fred X February 23, 2005

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Bi-fluid

It means Bisexual and Genderfluid in one word.

Person 1: I'm Bi-fluid!

Person 2: Woah! You're very unique! So you're Bisexual and Genderfluid at the same time too?!

Person 1: Yea!

by qwq._Lyn February 8, 2020

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choculatory fluids

n. - the body's fluids associated with choculation, mainly saliva. Although many fluids are associated within the body during the eating and dreaming of food, some uncommon fluids may arise as one progresses to the highest degree of the choculama.

My choculatory fluids were boiling as we drove through McDonalds to order everything on the menu.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

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