Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”

“Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020

Find out what?

Another way of saying I might just be as feisty as you, who knows?

Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Find

When you see something that you were searching for.

Guy1 - dude, i lost my Keys, i can't find it
Guy2 - found it
Guy1 - HOW THE F*CK DO YOU FIND THINGS SO FAST!?

by My friend:how are you? me:yes May 5, 2020

Find out what?

A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you're not going to intimidate them any longer.

Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you, and you haven't fucked anybody up yet.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Something urban dictionary tells you when you make a new word.
You should probably follow it

Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024

Dora go find some boots

Dora go find some boots is a word you should say to Dora only.

Person 1: ugh can you shut up
Person 2: yeah, Dora go find some boots

by That one girl who likes drama February 3, 2022