Usually used as a term to define the mindset of someone (usually a simpleton) who insists that everyone should live in a magical fairy tale world where everyone shares tofu and sugar free snacks and reads fairy tales to each other. The term is also used to define someone who believes that the big bad wolf will get them if they don't ban all non G rated movies.
Good God, if I ever have to listen to her fairy shit banter about why we should ban dodge ball, I'm going to hang myself by my spinal cord.
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Get the Fairy boy mug.(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.
Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??
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Get the Dire fairy mug.1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
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Get the vacuum fairy mug.Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
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