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fairy tale

Being the short for "the fairness of God showcased in the form of a tale", "fairy tale" refers to the story that often encapsulates themes of hope, morality, and the human experience through fantastical elements.
A commonly told fairy tale reveals that once upon a time, a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.
fairy tale by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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Fairy Blower

The act of putting cocaine and meth inside of your rectum and farting it out violently, to resemble fairy dust being shot out.
The cartel made me do a Fairy Blower cause I testified guilty.
Fairy Blower by sploshii January 22, 2026

fairy fingering

when someone uses their finger nails to scratch someone’s skin giving a nice sensation
“she was fairy fingering my arm. it felt so good!

bucket fairy 

a derogatory term for a firefighter/emt
(plural - bucket fairies)
(Upon hearing or seeing an approaching fire engine...) "Here comes the bucket fairy brigade!"

fire fairy

a derogatory slang term for a volunteer firefighter
My house burned down because the fire fairy (ies) got here 10 minutes after it burned down
fire fairy by Dibbjr October 31, 2009

Internet fairy 

A person who searches the Internet for things that they like, comments on them in a positive way, and praises people for posting things that the fairy likes. An Internet fairy is the opposite of an Internet troll.
An Internet fairy totally bombarded my Facebook post with enthusiastic and uplifting comments

Fuckery Fairy 

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.
Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*
Fuckery Fairy by funny bish January 18, 2010