Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

Fairy boy

A fairy boy is a nice, kind boy you may also be feminine and that’s fabulous.

“You’re honestly a fairy boy!l
“Thanks!”

by a fabulous person December 1, 2017

fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

by woofbro February 9, 2014

poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.

Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.

by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014

Loo Fairy

A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).

Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!

Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!

by technolover December 7, 2011

harrassing fairy

A gay person that harasses you for your shoes clashing.

"Man, stop being such a harrassing fairy! I like my shoes for what they are!"

by da phantom of dee opeera May 1, 2014

Fairy Shit

noun

The crusty stuff around your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Hey, wash up before you leave, you still have fairy shit in your eyes.

by Empty_map_4447 January 10, 2023