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Expansion

What if our conceptualization of the shape in which the universe expands is entirely wrong?
Hym "Ok, so everybody has probably seen the picture of the expansion of the universe as it relates to the big bang, right? If not, look it up quick. It's like a Kamehameha of spacetime. But WHAT IF... There is a 4th dimension... Right? Now, I know that's not profound or original... YET! Ok!? I'm getting to that part! Stay with me! So, imagine the way in which this 4th dimension exists... Allows for every point in the universe... To be considered the edge of the universe... So, when a star collapses... And creates a black hole... It's like a hole in a balloon... So the contents of the universe are spilling out into the not-universe... Even though it doesn't look like the black hole is at the edge... And the REASON... that smaller stars don't create black holes... Is that they don't generate enough force to pop the balloon... And you could say "Well, we've seen 2 black holes collide so how could 2 balloon holes interact with eachother in that way" and there the balloon analogy breaks down.... But I think it's and interesting concept. That the universe is both expanding and deflating at the same time and as stars collapse and turn into black holes... Eventually, there will be a tipping point where the rate of deflation supersedes the rate of expansion and begins to collapse back in on itself... It's kind of like oscillating universe theory except I have a 4th dimension that does whatever I need it to do to allow for oscillating universe..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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he just explosion.wav, infront of my very eyes!
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rootbeer explosion

1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.
1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?
by Scott Farley September 1, 2008
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Herniotic Explosion

Laughing hysterically to the point of "exploding."

A hernia is a tear in the abdomen wall -- pain and discomfort caused by tears in some cases by heavy pressure placed on abdomen, ie. Laughing uncontrollably, thus a Herniotic Explosion.
When I saw Bob randomly fall off his chair in the middle of class, I had a herniotic explosion!! hahahahaha!
by Frank88 April 14, 2008
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Volcano Explosion

When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
"Mary's Volcano Explosion hit the ceiling I jammed it so far in!"
by Dennithus April 7, 2009
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Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking
i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion
by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011
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penis explision of fire

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
by 69ner69800 October 31, 2013
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