Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.

Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections

by Ze Fox August 26, 2009

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

Erection

When a male or female is sexually aroused, they get an erection. For the male, the penis arches up and becomes stiff. For the female, her clitoris, inside her vagina, becomes stiffer.

He had an erection right before intercourse

by InfoNATION June 10, 2007

Erection Section

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.

It's about that time for the erection section.

by DJ Slew December 21, 2012

election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities

Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."

by Zeproduct May 27, 2020