filthy eskimo kiss

when your are doing a girl in the butt and she needs to take a dump and the tip of your dick hits her poop

i heard that guy kevin received a dirty eskimo kiss from this mexican chick that ate too many beans. wow, that must have been a very filthy eskimo kiss

by vincent calabrese April 19, 2013

french eskimo sister

When two eskimo sisters elivate their siserhood with an aerial position of both women riding the same man on his face and cock respectively and the joining of hands.

"That time Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy slept together with JFK, they totally became French Eskimo sisters. They even high - fived."

by AylaDilara April 28, 2014

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Dirty Eskimo Kiss

The male or gay equivilent of scissor kissing for women or lesbians.

I have lost my zest for life after catching Bryan and Chris Dirty Eskimo Kissing.

by Whoredo January 3, 2009

Eskimo Pie

1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 29, 2003

Eskimo ice cream

White woman fucking two black men.

When a white woman fucks two black men they are having an Eskimo ice cream.

by Soonerest November 23, 2011

i hate eskimos

the most prophetic phase ever uttered by mark twain... he was a very progressive thinker. god damn i hate those fuckin eskimos

i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005