English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.

I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.

by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011

olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$

yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight

by DD February 17, 2005

Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

English 101

English for noobs and the chinese

Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees

by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019

english Vermillion

When one wishes to be fucked in the ass

I am a big fan of an English vermillion

by Bon_gwater December 5, 2021

victory for the english

Hooking up with a girl at any social event, it could be at a dance or even the movies.

Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.

by The.Bear February 12, 2010

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019