jacob english

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"
by MOGADISHU! December 01, 2006
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English Teacher

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe
by BiggerMike November 28, 2018
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English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011
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olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$
yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight
by DD February 18, 2005
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English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand
I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet
by Pappa Dizzle November 02, 2019
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victory for the english

Hooking up with a girl at any social event, it could be at a dance or even the movies.
Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.
by The.Bear February 12, 2010
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Britamerican English

English that contains aspects of both British and American English such as spelling, pronunciation and usage. Today, both British and American English are in use. Even the same person may use British English sometimes and American English at other times. To spare English such a British-American hodgepodge, Britamerican English will certainly come in handy.
Will Britamerican English see the light of the day sometime in the future?
by uttam maharjan December 06, 2011
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