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Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided
1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
by @The Hojer November 25, 2019
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Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.
My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023
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empty theatrics

that is an empty theatrics = that is a nonesense
by Fuad ALkhafajy April 4, 2021
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empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.
Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"
by jennmacfar July 4, 2024
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Empty your Vowels

To emotionally vent by screaming, usually as an onomatopoeia containing no words, only sound.
The pain of loss was too much, so he went outside in the rain, stared at the sky, raised his fists, and emptied his vowels. (Empty your Vowels)
by TwinInDisguise December 5, 2025
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Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.
"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."
by lunabeawesome May 1, 2024
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Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.
This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
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