A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
by GoforGlory April 6, 2011
Get the Lazy Eyed Jonesmug. Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
by Hforce January 16, 2018
Get the Brown eyed tornadomug. Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
by gwo August 23, 2005
Get the one-eyed snakemug. in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
by Patrick London July 18, 2006
Get the one-eyed monstermug. Derogatory term for an Asian jew
by Sed Rezis November 9, 2017
Get the shifty eyed hebemug. When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.
Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.
by DoctorSparky October 3, 2018
Get the One eyed maskmug. Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018
Get the four eyed cuntmug.