Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025

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Adam o driscoll

Is an innocent boy who uses words he can’t understand.He also loves being slapped in one v ones while playing fortnite

Oh look it’s that innocent boy Adam o Driscoll

by Catherine O Driscoll November 13, 2018

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Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

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Pull a Drishti

To go through your contacts and randomly call someone when you’re really bored. There’s no need for a sense of familiarity—in fact, the outcome’s usually better when the two acquaintances haven’t talked in a while.

Times are getting real desperate. I guess I have to pull a Drishti.

by sketchy.jk October 15, 2022

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