venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.

Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

Leafy Sea Dragon

The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!

" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"

by Mistymuffin8 March 29, 2010

Dragonology

The study of dragons. In order to be complete, this must involve not only the study of wild dragons but also of dragon legend.

I love Dragonology . I know.

by The Isbey September 15, 2008

Jade Dragon

A sexual position in which, when having sex with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.

"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he gave me a Jade Dragon. He's coming over to fix my window tomorrow."

by d Kohls August 16, 2008

Dragonheart

Also spelt Dragonhart.

One who's personality traits personify the personality traits of the common Dragon.

Like Lionhearted (a courageous type of person) this means that they are arrogant (but justifiably so) and angry types due to their reptilian nature (see Reptilian Brain).

Not to be confused with Dragonkin. Being Dragonhearted is to do with personality traits, not spiritual beliefs.

Other examples of anthropomorphizing the Heart include: Lionhearted (Courageous), Owlhearted (Intellectual) and Serpenthearted (Selfish).

Wow did you see how that guy totally raged at that idiot? What an angry Dragonheart.

by Ollie_Miles December 22, 2008

Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

by Teifi August 23, 2009

dragonforce

To complete a project, task, assignment, etc as fast as possible, paying little/no attention to detail, finesse, quality of results, etc. Adapted from DragonForce, a power metal band from England known for their intensely fast songs.

"I really don't care about this class, so I'm just going to dragonforce the final project."

by Mikey the I/O Psychologist March 17, 2008