Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.

"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"

by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020

red doughnut

When the anus is prolasped after doing anal intercourse

After anal intercourse mt butthole is brusing red is a Red doughnut

by Jack Dinkleberg September 15, 2017

Tossin’ a doughnut

In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.

Damn, Powermill’s tossin’ a doughnut!

by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020

Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019