doinks in the amish

Big doinks in the Amish: smoking fat blunts/joints of weed in Amish territory

Big ole doinks in the Amish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by DannyDoinko October 17, 2017

Shit Donkey

A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.

Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K

by DomEatsToblerone January 14, 2022

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Donk

A Donk is a silly dumbo.
It is used in the British Commuity.

You Silly Donk!

by Stanleyyyy July 28, 2018

Donk

To throw up

I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.

by Benliambillytom September 30, 2013

Donkey Chop

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

by Faer November 15, 2004