dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Spooky Dooky

To take a shit in a toilet of which is spooky.

GO AHEAD
take a spooky dooky

by Fuery February 1, 2023

spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.

you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie

by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023

dookie pusher

Man inserting penis into a man's rectum.

Man I think he's gay, heard he's a dookie pusher.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

dookie dibbler

A man who plays a lot of fortnite and never wipes them shit out of his asshole and let’s it get crusty. He is notorious for putting the shit on his fingers and smelling it, maybe even wiping the shut across the top of his mouth.

“Wow Diego you’re such a DOOKIE DIBBLER. You need to clean that shitty doodoo poopy dookie out of your ass”

by Doodoo poopy boy May 11, 2022