1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.
2. John is a ding dong.
2. John is a ding dong.
by ananomus January 23, 2005
A sexual act in which falacio is performed, and the person giving the oral stimulation places their finger over the receiving parties anus and releases as the receiving party ejaculates.
by Wesley Sniper August 15, 2011
Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.
by Buttnuggers March 18, 2017
Dude i think your roomate forgot to clean up his dong snot of the shower floor my feet are all sticky.
by DerekJM March 13, 2009
by IIPhasmaII May 08, 2016
A particularly enormous, salubrious penis.
Dong : Slang for a penis
Boon: Abbreviation for baboon
i.e. a huge gorilla dick. Synonymous with big bamboo.
Dong : Slang for a penis
Boon: Abbreviation for baboon
i.e. a huge gorilla dick. Synonymous with big bamboo.
by heathenchimp April 21, 2009
Dong Horror
When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.
When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.
Gwyn: What the hell is THIS on my desktop? This isn’t right!!
Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter
Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter
by Matt the Pirate July 12, 2005