ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005

Dong Bong

A sexual act in which falacio is performed, and the person giving the oral stimulation places their finger over the receiving parties anus and releases as the receiving party ejaculates.

"Man I had this girl give me an awesome blow job last night, she treated my penis like dong bong!"

by Wesley Sniper August 18, 2011

Dong Snot

Male ejaculatory fluid

Dude i think your roomate forgot to clean up his dong snot of the shower floor my feet are all sticky.

by DerekJM March 13, 2009

dong bros

Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.

"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"

by Buttnuggers March 17, 2017

boon dong

A particularly enormous, salubrious penis.

Dong : Slang for a penis
Boon: Abbreviation for baboon

i.e. a huge gorilla dick. Synonymous with big bamboo.

"Well now, you got yourself a bona-fide boon dong there, ain't ye fellah?!"

by heathenchimp April 21, 2009

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016

dong horror

Dong Horror

When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.

Gwyn: What the hell is THIS on my desktop? This isn’t right!!

Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter

by Matt the Pirate July 29, 2005