"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.
Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.
"Stop being a Jew, Ma"
"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"
"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"
"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
"Stop being a Jew, Ma"
"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"
"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"
"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012
Get the fundzalow diseasemug. The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010
Get the Target Diseasemug. Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
by Spooderman August 31, 2019
Get the Vona diseasemug. A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”
“ yah!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”
“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
Get the Bean diseasemug. by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021
Get the Exackary diseasemug. It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
Get the Spongebob Diseasemug. by nilsson February 18, 2008
Get the leigh diseasemug.