by massive_schlong August 13, 2018
Get the tossing a desert saladmug. noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
Get the vagina desertmug. by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
Get the vietnamese bean desertmug. Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.
Friend 1: What about Instagram?
Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.
by Fully Torqued November 18, 2012
Get the dry mouth desertmug. Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Get the Desert Cavemanmug. by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
Get the High Desert Middle Schoolmug. 