Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 8, 2019
Get the Danky Danmug. Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.
by James Johnson May 26, 2006
Get the Dan Brownmug. an iron dan is when you get a razorblade and you cut the girls butthole. then you fuck it and you take the mixture of lube, blood, fecis, and cum and slap her then yelling iron dan!
by anthony duong November 21, 2010
Get the iron danmug. Nar dans evolved as the bastard child of JJB Sports and old school NEDS (non educated dole scum) of scottish claim...
An often used analogy of their speach patturn is white person trying to be black...
Commonly seen wearing: Burburry, Anything sports branded (ie, adidas, nike, etc), Pristeen new trainers, usually anything related to some footballer, bling, signet rings, shaven head (not totally, just to a number2), tramlines, not-quite-hit-puberty-yet moustache thing, also, usually the male of the species have their hands down their trousers fondling their bits...
They hate: Goths, grebs, emo, any music which can't be heard out of a vauxhall nova.
They love: Badly modified low performance cars (eg novas and corsas), so called "r&b" and distortion...
An often used analogy of their speach patturn is white person trying to be black...
Commonly seen wearing: Burburry, Anything sports branded (ie, adidas, nike, etc), Pristeen new trainers, usually anything related to some footballer, bling, signet rings, shaven head (not totally, just to a number2), tramlines, not-quite-hit-puberty-yet moustache thing, also, usually the male of the species have their hands down their trousers fondling their bits...
They hate: Goths, grebs, emo, any music which can't be heard out of a vauxhall nova.
They love: Badly modified low performance cars (eg novas and corsas), so called "r&b" and distortion...
by Lorquis March 14, 2004
Get the nar danmug. the host of "The Dan Patrick Show," a national sports-talk radio show and a co-host on "Football Night in America" on NBC
Patrick rose to fame as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter coining the phrase "en fuego," Spanish for "on fire"
Known for his exceptionally great hair
Patrick rose to fame as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter coining the phrase "en fuego," Spanish for "on fire"
Known for his exceptionally great hair
Dan Patrick presented the Super Bowl Trophy to the Pittsburgh Steelers after their victory over the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.
by the_gobo_fro April 19, 2009
Get the Dan Patrickmug. A phrase used in times of frustration. You do not necessarily need to be referring to an individual named dan nor do you need to have a friend dan. Use this phrase particularly in circumstances dealing with video games, anime, thumbs, episodic abuses, jackie and debra videos, what what in the butt, daren's dance grooves, and choke holds.
by GouchGoomba May 19, 2009
Get the Dammit Dan!mug. A Hot Dan is the act of wrapping any part of your sexual partners body in seran wrap and you take a poop or pee on it. And this can be any kind of poop. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm)
John: Hey Chad I walked into Dan's room and he was giving his dog a Hot Dan!
Chad: Oh Em Gee! That is WOMP!
Chad: Oh Em Gee! That is WOMP!
by DannyBoiiiiii March 10, 2009
Get the Hot Danmug.