The new politically correct way of referring to the old version which was menstrual cycle. Now it's inclusive.
They/them 1: Wow I'm having a rough go on my themstrural cycle.
They/them 2: your what?
They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.
They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
They/them 2: your what?
They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.
They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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They/them 2: what?
They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of saying menstrual cycle.
They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
They/them 2: what?
They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of saying menstrual cycle.
They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
Get the themstrural cycle mug.They/Them 1: this themstrural cycle is awful. I can't wait for it to run it's course
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023
Get the Themstrural Cycle mug.Moving through a series of pleasurable but meaningless activities, usually in avoidance of a task or a difficult feeling.
“The whole day I was switching between TikTok, fast food, video games and masturbation. I spent every waking hour dopamine-cycling.”
by Doughbird March 1, 2023
Get the Dopamine-cycling mug.A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.
by quagmire সম্মেলন March 19, 2023
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Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.
Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024
Get the Rectum Cycle mug.The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.
Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024
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